I was looking (unsuccessfully) for Ben Spackman’s contact details in the Center for Language Studies at BYU and stumbled across a picture of . . . myself on a BYU webpage. The internet is an amazing place . . . it makes me wonder what other pictures of me are on the web that I don’t know about. There might even be pictures of SeptimusH out there that he does not know about, despite his best efforts to withhold his appearance from us all. . . .