Who are we? I mean, really, who are we? Those of you who think you have us pegged will have to think again. You will come away from this viewing us in a whole new light. So, without further delay, I present to you- THE GEBRUEDER ABEV!
Here are the things, listed below, which you may have suspected about us, but never knew:
1. We are infantile.
2. We are couch potatoes.
3. We like to wear matching clothes, made from curtains.
4. We are, at times, cross dressers.
5. We are SUPER-GROOVY!
6. We are major athletes.
7. We have criminal records.
8. We are world travelers.
9. We are big brothers.
10. We are religious fanatics.
I hope you have enjoyed this foray into the ABEV inner workings.